It has been a few years, well only three years, since some Tulsans suffered a heat induced outbreak of lunacy which resulted in the last lame-brain proposal to “do something”.
Guess what?
Here we go again…
Back during the summer of 2006, in the midst of a heat wave, a project called “The Channels” was proposed. The idea was to build a new multi-use development in Tulsa. Well, not so much “in Tulsa” as in the big middle of the Arkansas River in Tulsa.
The fantasy was to build three man-made islands, linked together in the middle of the river, creating 40 acres of public, office, and residential space with entertainment facilities. The folks behind this lunacy offered to put up $100 million of their own money, if the taxpayers of Tulsa would cough up an additional $600 million of theirs.
Fortunately not all Tulsans had lost their minds in the heat and they refused to go along with the idea of “The Channels” , sending the proposal to the death it so rightfully deserved.
Now here is it summer again and we are in the midst of yet another heat wave and are experiencing another outbreak of lunacy fueling another lame-brain proposal.
The latest proposal, and it is a real laugher – let’s bring the 2020 Summer Olympics to Tulsa…
Yeah, you read that right.
The Tulsa 2020 Committee on Tuesday presented the City Council with the idea of Tulsa making a bid to host the 2020 summer Olympic games.
Of course Tulsa has a few, well make that a lot, of issues to over-come before it can hope to land the Olympics. Here’s just a partial list.
(1) Find a way to not only fix the streets but also to afford to keep the street lights on, neither of which we have been able to do in years.
(2) Find a way to hire LOTS more cops, firefighters and para-medics and while doing so find a way to stop making the ones we currently have take mandatory un-paid furlough days as they are now doing.
(3) Find a way to hire LOTS more other city employees and while doing so find a way to stop making the ones we currently have take mandatory un-paid furlough days as they are now doing.
(4) Scare up some hotel rooms, LOTS of hotel rooms. With Tulsa having only an estimated 13,000 hotel/motel rooms and the Olympic Committee requiring 40,000 this may be a problem. Using boats anchored out at the Port of Catoosa to supply the missing hotel rooms, as suggested by proponents of the proposal, has drawbacks. If each boat only houses up to 150 visitors each as proponents of this lunacy suggest, we would have boats lined up along the Arkansas Navigation Channel from Catoosa all the way down to New Orleans and possibly into the Gulf of Mexico.
(5) The Olympic Committee requires a 80,000-seat stadium. Skelly Stadium ain’t gonna’ cut it at 25,000 or so capacity. Maybe we could saw the top off the BOK center (capacity 17,000 or so currently), add side-boards all round it to about 10 stories high and put in bleachers sufficient to hold 80,000 but it probably wouldn’t look like much and work out worse. Oh! The humanity!!!
(6) With Tulsa basically “broke” to the point we can’t afford to pay the cops and firefighters, it’s not going to be easy providing all the other facilities required by the Olympic Committee either. Maybe we could hold the swimming events down at the Arkansas River, provided there was water in it during the summer of 2020 – not a sure thing by any means. But if there is water, the e-coli and dead bodies that inhabit the Arkansas River during summer should make for some “interesting” races. Heck, even us old fat guys would “haul ass” to get out of that water as quickly as possible. For track and field, there’s always the various tracks next to some Tulsa high schools and of course the storm water retention ponds could be used, providing it wasn’t raining and the soccer kids weren’t using them at the time. But still, we are going to have to do some building, LOTS of building.
This is just the “short list” of issues that will have to be resolved if Tulsa is to con, oops – I mean convince, the International Olympic Committee to hold the 2020 Summer Olympics here. There’s more, lots more to be resolved but until the above issues are addressed there’s no need worrying about the rest.
And if it doesn’t work out, there’s always the possibility of landing the Winter Olympics.
We could host those in the “Tulsa Mountains”.
Providing John Erling will tell us where they are…